Tales of the noobs

[Football Crazy]

Post all your noob tales here. There comes a time in everones runescape life when they have noob moment, and we would like to hear your stuipedity here. Don't worry well be laughing so hard to see you blush, so go ahead and share them!

NOTE: Ever post MUST have a noob tale in it, or it will be considered spam. It must have a title, You can share of someone elses noob moment, and You can sare fake tales, BUT it has to make since, and tell if it's fake. The beging post was not ment to offened anyone. If does, let me know, i'll change it.

I'll start us off.

Rich, and Stuiped!

I was doown my lumbrige attacking lvl 2 men for money. When I had 100gp I thought I was they richest person! so I wanted to spend it, ande I really had a thing with bronze amour, I loved it! I wanted to get it sooo bad. So I headed down to daynor, looked for a low level, with full bronz and bribed them with 100gp. I told them that was alot of money, and stuiped for not accepting. am such a noob.

[innovationz]

this was a long time ago. i was walking in draynor. (i didnt know it was draynor back then) i started to get scared because i saw tree spirits. i thought they were always there. and i saw guards and i was scared even more! i checked the map and i thought i was in champions guild. back then, i didnt know what champions guild was.
btw, i was lvl 40 or something back then.

nice story football

M4$

[Hex_55]

When I started a while back on my 1st account, to get money I would sit in one spot and wait for gold drops. Eventually I came across gems. Not knowing anything of the market, I sold them to players at 100g each.

[Mat]

I did the same sort of thing as Hex, I used to go into places like the General Store and search through crates looking for money, gloves, boots, whatever I could find. I was such a noob...

~ Mat

[matt469]

I was doing the Ernest The Chicken F2P quest 4 about 3 hours just watching people bag me out bcas I couldnt figure it out. LOL

[cena360FU]

I don't wanna embarass myself..so.. I'll use this special code.

Once upon a time there was a noob. But this noob was no ordinary noob.
This noob was not named Assault 3100. He would not sit in the cow fields collecting raw beef and selling them 1k each. And he would not go around like a certain TehNoobShow saying "Free stuff pl0x."

Still with me? ^_^

Thought so.

[lone wolf]

well, when i made my first ever acc, i was in the very first part of tutorial island, and well i could'nt open the door so i quit for about a year.
i know suck up the shame.

[fuglyman]

when i first started playing i had like 50 or something overall lvl and i was like omg! im a lvl 50! I started tellin mt frends im lvl 50 and they challenged me too fight in wildy. they were lvl 40(actual cb) and pwned me... I lost full iron which was enough to make me quit for like a yeer or sumtin.lol

[Saram0n]

I was lvl 28 with black 2h and full iron. I thought it was awesome and i was super rich. lol. So anyways a level 57 ranger named Demonater0 3 told me there was 10k in a chest in the wilderness, and he would take me. i said ok, and didnt think to bank my stuff. I followed him into the wilderness. We got all the way to the back of f2p wildy. He said to attack him so we would be skulled and the money would appear. He timed it perfectly. I attacked him. He attacked me. We stopped fighting, and 10k appeared on the ground. I said wow and grabbed it. Then i was attacked. I was skulled and i was like "omg". so i ran and luckily looked at my prayers for something my friends were talking about wen they pked:1-iteming. They said you use it to keep your best item wen u are skulled. I had 25 prayer (tysm big bone respawn). So i put it on. At that time i realised he wasnt attacking me anymore! he died from greater demons lol. Then i realised: if he died, i was gonna die also. A greater demon pwned me and i kept blk 2h but lost iron. I then got 10k from security stronghold lol still got full blk.

[ninjapenguinagent007]

so one day, when i was a noob, i picked up everything i saw. i thought it was valuable. like cadava berries. hahaha laugh at me. anyways, im walking around with a lot of junk. a rat attacks me. i kill it. it respawns quicklly. i die. unfortunatley, i didnt know i could run away. waaahhh. i lost lots of junk. i walked back and saw some noob picked it all up. rotflol