New threat in Runescape, or so the noob thought.

[Toxic Hawke]

Before I start the story, here are a few things you should know.

1) the codename for lumby teleports are bronze skimmy's.
2) the noob didn't know about the codename
3) my inventory had 7 uncooked and 8 cooked chicken. i also had 1 big bone
4) i was one b bone away from leveling up a combat and prayer level.

so, this noob was interrupting me and my friends, so we played this nasty trick. we invited him to wildy (this was a time when pvp was allowed) and we all agreed in clan chat to bring a bronze skimmy. we all went to the wilderness, but not deep enough to kill him, only deep enough for my friends and i to teleport and kill each other. i was wielding a staff. the noob forgot his skimmy since we didn't tell him on time. (on purpose) he promised he would go to edgy and bring his bronze skimmy. he brought our friend with him to make sure he did. when he was almost there our friend told us to prepare. all my friends except me teleported and i dropped all my raw chickens all over the place. when they came back i killed my friend (this was planned) and he dropped a raw chicken from his inventory so all my eight friends were gone and eight raw chickens were on the ground. the noob was shocked to see this, and i shocked him more. i grabbed the raw chickens then said "yum!" and ate my 8 cooked chickens. then i buried my bone and i leveled up. "ahh" i said "these humans made me feel more powerful. i shall go to lumbridge with my vampire fangs and kill all the humans!"

the noob got scared and used his home teleport, his last words saying "i will tell them before u get there!" i pretended to get mad because he was gonna reach lumby before i did. my friends saw him in lumby warning everyone i was on my way. Lawl. my friends got a varrock teleport each when they got to lumby. i went to lumbridge, and started hitting my friends with snowballs, claiming i was capturing souls. everytime i hit friend he would teleport saying "whats happening!?!?!?!" the noob got so shocked he logged out. ROFL.

[jamesvernon]

LOL!

Random....

Weird.....

Newbie are sooo.....easy to fool ^_^

Still......How stupid can you get?????? Its not the lumbridge massacre nooby :)

[Luckyboyblu]

lol what a noob

[chomama23]

Except that this "noob" was nonexistent.

The Christmas event 2007, which you would need for the snowballs, started December 18th, 2007. The Wilderness, which you would need to kill your friend, was removed on December 10th, 2007.

Just look around you, I'm sure you'll see a true funny story happening pretty often =)

[jamesvernon]

Lol,

I KNOW!

I think most people rememeber the wildy going before christmas, but don't burst his bubble :)

[matt469]

lol, you could publish this!

[Asian Rapini]

Originally Posted by chomama23

Except that this "noob" was nonexistent.

The Christmas event 2007, which you would need for the snowballs, started December 18th, 2007. The Wilderness, which you would need to kill your friend, was removed on December 10th, 2007.

Just look around you, I'm sure you'll see a true funny story happening pretty often =)

lol pwnt.



but even with chronological inaccuracies aside, the story could have used a little more effort.

better luck next time, dude ^_^

[master vraal]

Wow this guy is so noob

After i heard this i was rofling and my loling never stoped

lol rofl

[spydroid37]

Lolz. My buddy got pwnt. Don't lie on writing stories Toxic.

Cho you exposed him. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Not such a bad and unbelievable story, though.

[Toxic Hawke]

Grr. I got caught on this one. I'll try writing true stories from now. But I DIDN'T say it was true Lol. Maybe I'll get away with it. Nice observations Chomama.

SPY I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU DOWN. >:)