Getting our kill-stealers, ore-stealers, etc away. Noob Style.

Toxic Hawke · #1 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 12:42 AM

A few of my best friends and I all used to have a noob account with the snowball generating globe and the dragon kite, toy horseys, and other noobish things. Whenever somebody kept on stealing our ores or our monsters, we would talk to the person. If he/she looked like he/she had the potential to get annoyed easily by a newb's stupidity, we would log on our noob accounts, torment them until they get mad and log out, then return to our training happily.

We made up really obvious newb names that made the person sound new, like "Coldchicken33321" etc etc. We would dress em up really noobishly too, like with an iron dagger, a wooden kite, a bronze med helm and blue skirt all at once with the ghostspeak amulet.

We would get in the area where the person is and talk to each other, talk about really really stupid things like what my uncle bought me last summer, what it feels like to pick a nose and compare stuff like grades, allowance (random numbers made there) etc. We would sound really nooby and if the person starts to reply saying we're so dumb, we start throwing snowballs at him and say EXTREMELY nooby things like this.

"I've finished sheep shearer, noob! i bet u cant get that many wools!"
"I've burnt more fish then you! that's why i'm number 1 in firemaking! look at my stats!"
"Lol we have dragon kites compared to that rune one. (dragon kites are just toys)"
"My friend has a lvl 47 account noob" (the guy we're tormenting is lvl 60 XD)
"rune stinks, i have a hammer!"
"we have rare toy horsies!"
"we can speak to ghosts in the game!"
"i could kill a goblin!"
"i finished rune mysteries!"
"i have 300 bronze bolts at my bank!"
"the mystery old man gave me 600 coins free!"
"i have unlimited snowballs!"

we always thought this was a fun way to get rid of competition easily. all our snow globe accounts got banned though for some strange reason. and we couldnt make new ones as the event was over. =(