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Old 08-13-2008, 12:18 PM
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dragon slayer + noobs = dead noobs

ok,k

this may sound like bull but it really did happen!

i was prepared, i was finally going to kill the dragon.

so i went off to kill it-i spent about 10k on str pots and swordies [extra of ea in case i had try l8r. [luky i did too ???WTF??? brackets in brackets??? ]]

id nearly killed itit had about 4 more HP left and then i stopped to eat and A DAMN NOOB CAME AND TOOK TWO TWO'S OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he had 1 swordy wich he ate coz he was nearly dead. but i thought ney well ill get the head still but he DID and he ran out to get his stupid little reward and *drum roll* a damn lesser demon killed him buit i couldnt let it rest at that i had to stock up on food and str pots anyway so i tele to lummy and said " dragon slayer + noobs = dead noobs" he got soooooooo angry and said.... thx to u i dont have the beeping head now!!!

it was hilarious

Moral Of The Story: dragonn slayer + noob = dead noobs

a question but: why didnt he keep the head as an item kept on death????
'coz his angere seemed genuine!
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:04 PM
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And in the middle of calling me an idiot and a little boy, you claimed to be 27.


That, my child, is the humor in it all. :)
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:43 AM
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wtf r u blabbing on about?
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Old 08-14-2008, 08:19 PM
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Your lack of ability to adhere to your own lies.

But nonetheless, ridiculous story.

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Are you by any chance an english major, Do You?

because that story was epic.


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(he's banned.)


Don't expect a response for a week or so..


But that very thought has passed my mind a few times lol.
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oh.

fast response much O_o
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clearly.

it occurs to me that last time i checked, the dragon had a different hp bar for each person...

so one person could not 'finish off' the dragon for another.

meaning this story, besides being a stunning being a painful insult to the english language, is a complete fabrication...

the prosecution rests.
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clearly.

it occurs to me that last time i checked, the dragon had a different hp bar for each person...

so one person could not 'finish off' the dragon for another.

meaning this story, besides being a stunning being a painful insult to the english language, is a complete fabrication...

the prosecution rests.


Clearly, thank you for illustrating lol.
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